Get ready to laugh out loud as people share their most hilarious acts of petty payback! Whether it's office pranks or neighbor squabbles, this article is packed with funny tales of getting even. Enjoy a dose of light-hearted mischief and find out how people turn everyday annoyances into laugh-out-loud moments!
1. He Thought He Was Sneaky
This happened a while back, study hall in 8th grade actually. I always brought two small sandwiches to school so I could have one at lunch and one in study hall since our teacher let us eat in that class. One day as I was about to eat my sandwich, I got up to use the bathroom.
As I walk back into the classroom, I see the kid in front of me eating my sandwich. I was annoyed but nothing serious at this point, so I confronted him politely and he denied it completely. I left my sandwich on my desk the next day just to make sure it was him, and what do you know, it was.
So on the third day, I hatched a plan. I put habanero cheese on my sandwich and then doused it all in ghost pepper sauce. That stuff was everywhere, but it luckily didn't smell spicy. I get to study hall and my plan works flawlessly.
I leave my trap sandwich on my desk and get up to use the restroom. This time I take as long as I can, and end up wandering the halls of the school. I did this because my study hall teacher was anal about the hall pass, and only one guy was allowed to leave the class at a time, even for water.
After about ten minutes I return to the class to be greeted by the sandwich thief crying hysterically with a bright red face waiting for the hall pass. He was in the bathroom for the rest of the day.
iwmcguy
2. Petty, But Worth It
I posted this previously… My ex-wife cheated on me with a married man. He now lives with her. He is not a good man.. but anyway, I still have log-in for her DVR. I logged in, erased all her shows, and then recorded only the show "Cheaters." Petty, but it makes me laugh.
Additional info: I also set the show to be manually erased and stopped recording 3 hours after the show's end time.
redman2532
3. Problem Solved
When I was a kid I had a bed-wetting problem. I am not ashamed of this now, as thousands of other kids have had the same problems... at the time, however, this was humiliating. My younger brother started telling other kids around school how extensive the issue was. I was mortified.
Even after our mother told him to knock it off, he continued. So I decided to level the playing field. The whole "hand in a cup of warm water" deal didn't work.
I stood over him as he slept one night and pissed on him. The next morning, my mom was horrified and wound up taking a call from my grandmother.
"I don't know what to do, now BOTH of them are pissing the bed," she explained, clearly frustrated. After a few more times of "framing" my brother as a bed wetter he completely stopped using my embarrassing problem as entertainment.
hardybe
4. Lesson Learned
In seventh grade, I used to take homemade lunch to school. We prepared our own salad dressing (lemon juice, salt, oil, etc), and one kid decided it would be good to steal it and drink it before lunchtime.
I asked him not to, but he continued to drink it but started doing so in one gulp so I couldn't stop him. So instead of making a huge deal, I prepared two salad dressings.
One that I would actually use on my salad and another that had all the liquid condiments I could find in my mom's kitchen. It was really fun to see his face as he drank it. He never stole my salad dressing again.
pipenho
5. Doing Justice
In college (early 1990's), I lived with several guys in a suite. One liked to call me "chunky A", yes, I was chubby (I still am, but I have lost a lot of weight and I continue to lose more).
I asked him politely but firmly to not call me that. He laughed and did it more. I proceeded to call up every info-metrical I saw on TV to send him baldness cures (he was losing his hair).
I gave him tourist information from places like Iowa and Nebraska and had information sent to him about adult bed wetting, etc.
He accused me of it, and I told him, why would I do such a thing to him? I kept it up for 2 years while he lived in the dorms. In his junior year, he moved out to an off-campus place.
I found out where he lived and I waited a couple of months and started it all over again. Yeah, I bombarded him with junk mail.
Tsquare43
6. A Great Plan
This is my favorite childhood story. So I was an AP kid, and had a bunch of AP friends, and also was in sports and theater. I had a large bunch of friends in nearly every cliche.
Anyway. One day, one of my friends gets sucker punched in the halls by some guy. Because of the school's zero-tolerance policy, getting sucker punched carries the same punishment as sucker punching.
So my friend and the guy both got in-school suspension, but only one of them was punched in the face. I thought that was a little bit unfair. So I got my friends together, and they got their friends together, and every week, one of us would sucker punch that guy.
Every week, one of us would have ISS, and so would that guy, but since we are many, none of us went to ISS twice. That guy on the other hand missed so much class, that he had to retake the grade.
whoshereforthemoney
7. Revenge For My Puppy
I was casually walking my puppy in the same area I usually do. It's a nice trail surrounding a wetlands reserve and there's generally a lot of dog walkers and people riding bikes.
The schools around here just let out for the day and there was a group of three boys riding their bikes coming from behind me. I could hear their muffled talking and giggling and all of a sudden they were a few feet behind me and one of them yelled, "Hey! Catch!" and through some crumbled paper at me.
I couldn't care less about the paper but the yelling scared my little puppy so I was naturally angry but being awkward I didn't say anything. What am I going to do? Beat up some kids?
I did have my pup's steamy tater tots in a bag and as they rode off I lightly tossed it.
By God, it lands in one of the kid's hoodies... AND HE DIDN'T NOTICE. They were too busy cackling away at how they, "Got ‘eeemmmm". I saw them riding ahead and it took maybe a hundred yards before he noticed there were some little round brown dumplings in his hood.
He screamed and threw the bag onto the ground while the other two died laughing. They looked back at me but I was so far behind them that they just road onward.
I also couldn't help myself and laughed as I picked up the poo and threw it out a few minutes later. You know... got to be a good citizen and all that.
Azh_adi
8. Have Fun Driving Back
A guy swerved across two lanes on the highway one day and cut me up. I slammed on the anchors and gave a good indignant blow of my horn.
He starts acting like Mr. Angry at being called out so starts slamming on his brakes, then speeding up if I try to overtake, flipping me the bird, the whole caboodle.
Seeing the next junction coming up, I flash my lights and start beckoning to him in the classic 'You want a piece of me?' mime, and mouthing 'Come on then'. Then start pointing at the upcoming junction.
He obviously believes I actually want to go somewhere quiet and sort it out like men.
I swerve angrily into the exit lane and he follows suit.
Finally, I blow my horn and point at something on the junction then, whilst he's distracted, swerve back out onto the main highway and speed up so I'm level with him so he can't get back over.
He looks over in panic, I smile and blow him a kiss.
The junction ends and he's stuck sailing off wherever the junction takes him. It's a 24-mile round trip to get back to here.
DoctorRaulDuke
9. I Had To Do It
Back in college, I was sitting in the library trying to work on an assignment.
All was quiet for a while until this one obnoxious guy came in, sat at a table near me, and proceeded to pull out his phone and have the loudest, most obnoxious conversation with one of his friends.
Lots of "BRO, SERIOUSLY BRO?" and yadda yadda. I was about to pack up my things and find somewhere else to work when the conversation turned to a movie site.
The guy told his friend he should just use his account, and proceeded to loudly state his email address and password for all to hear.
This was too good of an opportunity for me to pass up, so I promptly logged in, navigated to the "LGBT" section, and started adding the queerest movies I could find to the top of the queue.
I like to think that both guys ended up thinking the other one added the movies to the queue but were too shocked to ever say anything to each other.
yeahhtrue
10. Realizing Too Late
Back when I was studying engineering, it occurred to me to try and find an app on my phone for those Panasonic projectors in lecture rooms. So I get the app and it just lets me connect to the one in the class without a password or anything.
I have a friend who is one of those perpetual pranksters, you can't leave your PC or bag or food/drink unattended when he's around.
So I beam a picture of him onto the projector, so the lecturer is just talking away and this goofy picture of my mate is on the screen.
The lecturer doesn't realize yet, that people in the lecture start waking up and giggling a bit. Now I use the pen function and draw funny stuff on the picture too.
Mate was red in the face and trying to hide. The lecturer finally noticed and said, "Michael why is there a picture of you on the screen?". Finally, for a fleeting moment, I actually wrecked that man.
[deleted]
11. Use Your Brain
This happened to my SO when he was at university. His class was doing presentations in pairs, and he got paired with some girl who didn't bother to bring notes or research information for their presentation.
She instead let him do all the work, and any slides she did were made from his notes and research.
He complained to his tutor and she told him "Don't worry, leave it to me". And then the day of the presentation comes.
They present, and then at the end the tutor asks the girl a question. If I remember correctly the question was something like "Is there any evidence to suggest that some cultures are more prone to more health problems?".
And the girl answered no. The tutor then asked my SO the exact same question, and because he'd actually read the research on the topic, he was able to list several studies that showed that some cultures are in fact more prone to more health issues.
The girl glared at him the entire time he answered the tutor's question. Pretty sure she ended up with a D, while he got an A or B.
Lil-Night
12. Treat Me How You Should
I had a 6-month school internship at a mobile phone store. The boss was a total jerk who treated his school interns like fully paid workers (even gave me some concerning responsibilities).
A while after the internship he called to tell me I would have to give a statement in court. He had a problem with some customer and a shipment and he planned to tell the court that he explained to me everything concerning shipping precisely.
Of course, he didn't. And of course, I didn't lie in front of the judge. My boss' attorney gave me a look I will never forget when he realized his stupid plans didn't work out. A few weeks later my now ex-boss tried to call me again. I didn't pick up. Screw this guy.
overbread
13. It Finally Worked
When I was a kid I got the Sabrina the Teenage Witch "Handbook" - it was full of kiddie experiences and stuff and was pretty fun.
My older sister had upset or annoyed me about something, so I tried out one of the 'tricks' from the book, you fill a cup with water and some corn kernels, put some tinfoil on top of the cup, and the kernels eventually pop and it makes noise against the tinfoil.
I put it under her bed, it takes a few days to "work", so I completely forgot about it, until one night I woke up to my two sisters whispering - it had popped in the middle of the night and she thought there was a rat under her bed.
caca_milis_
14. I Made The Karma
Someone in my office would always crush lunches with his gigantic lunch box. Either he ate bricks or lead, I don't know, but I always came to the office fridge and found that my lunch was in pieces.
So, after three bouts of this, and numerous notes from myself and other colleagues, I carefully removed his lunch box, emptied the contents (a gigantic sandwich, a Twinkie, chips, some vegetable pieces, and a few other bits), and ran over them with my car.
I carefully packed it back in and put it back. He kept his lunch in a cooler by his cube from then on.
AR3Leatherworks
15. Petty But Funny
When I was a kid, my younger brother and I would go for extra Mandarin lessons after school. Then we'd take the bus back. He would never press the bell for the bus to stop because he knew I'd freak out and press the bell rather than miss the stop.
So, one day when he was sitting on the bus in front of me, I made sure to get off the stop before ours. I laughed so hard when I saw the bus miss not just our stop but disappear into the distance.
Petty? Sure. But I was about 12.
[deleted]
16. So Wholesome
When I was about 13, I was snooping around my older brother's room and found a stack of 20-dollar bills stashed away.
He was saving up from his high school job to buy a car. Hundreds of dollars. To 13-year-old me it was a fortune, and I figured he wouldn't notice if I stole just one 20 -- still a lot of money to me. So I did.
For years I would remember it every once and a while and feel guilty. The worst part was when I took the 20, he was also a teenage kid and probably knew exactly how much money was there. He probably knew I took one but let me get away with it because he figured I needed it. That made me feel much worse.
15 years later, I'm hanging around with him on the holidays. I see that he left his wallet on the counter, and he's upstairs. I sneak into his wallet, see there are a few 20s, and I slide an extra one in there. Got him!
Orange_Kid
17. He Deserved That
Work-related- My co-worker was always complaining and always lazy with his work, yet he got recognition for the simplest thing he would actually do.
He also took credit for a full day's work that was pretty much all me. I always got ignored. So one day, I came in early and I unplugged his Ethernet jack just barely to the point it looked like it was still plugged into his computer.
For 4 hours he couldn't do any work. Meanwhile, I got my work done, and he couldn't take any credit for it since everyone knew he didn't have Internet access.
Halfway through the day, he left on break, I plugged it back in and bam, just like this it was working. By then, he couldn't claim my work, and I began to get noticed more.
sippistar
18. Fixed It
A guy owed me money, but I wasn't immediately worried because we had done transactions before. This was a transaction via USPS.
He started dodging me, ignoring calls and messages and all, but stayed active on social media (just ignoring me and deleting my comments and posts).
After three months, getting progressively more impatient, I had had enough. I got the notification to approve him as a member of a social media group I'm in.
I approved him, then made a big post in the group putting him on blast for it, tag and everything. I then added his mom and sister on social media and sent them messages. Mind you, the guy is in his thirties.
He messaged me about it, and things are getting resolved. If it slips again, however, I'm calling his work. Working for Amazon and committing mail fraud probably don't go well together.
im_your_boyfriend
19. Actions Have Consequences
I worked in a fish factory most summers when I was in my teens, and there was a boy who also worked there one summer who was a jerk and a bully.
I and another girl were his main targets, and he would mess with us by doing disgusting verbal bullying and many other insults.
He would yell his insults over the factory announcement system whenever he didn't have enough work to keep him busy. The foreman refused to get involved, so we took action.
One day, we finished work before he did, and spotted his car out in the parking lot (his dad's car, actually). That’s when we came up with a great idea.
We looked at each other, went back into the building, got several rolls of toilet paper and "decorated" the car with them.
The car was seen by many of our co-workers, some of whom also witnessed the decorating and cheered us on. All we had left to do now was just to wait for his reaction.
Once he got out he just stood there, blushing and embarrassed and wondering who could have done this to him. Even though it was pretty obvious.
He was very subdued at work after that and the bullying nearly stopped, I hope because what we did made him realise what it felt like to be at the victim's end of it.
The best thing about it was that everyone, including his brother, knew who had done it, and no one told him. Cheers to them!
Netla
20. Too Much Effort
I had a guy in school who would always skip class and then ask for my notes. We had a group project worth almost 40% of our grade and he did zero work, and the professor told me tough luck.
Instead of just saying no the next time he asked for notes, I took the low road and began giving him edited versions. I would leave items out of lists, incorrectly define things or just straight-up write stuff that makes no sense.
An example of the crap I would put in: To calculate return on investment, subtract your yearly earnings from your current bank balance, then multiply by Echer's factorial (4.22).
If he had even once bothered to crack the text he would have figured it out, but that apparently would have been too much effort for him.
failing_forwards
21. Deal With It
We had a guy in our office take a crap in the bathroom every day after lunch and it would stink up the whole office.
The manager asked everyone who needed to vacate their bowels to please use the lobby bathroom since our office was small and we only had one bathroom.
He didn't listen. Fortunately, he was like clockwork so 5 minutes before he went in, I took all the toilet paper… that's right. I forced the man to live with a dirty butt.
[deleted]
22. Worth It
My least favorite college roommate was also one of my best friends. He was the drum set guy. DUDE COME ON IT'S 1 AM ON TUESDAY. No reprieve.
He also invented "knee hockey" which was street hockey, on your knees, in the hallway of our tiny condo-type dorm. I complained about it all the time. BRO COME ON, JESUS. He'd be all "ok ok no problem" and then go back to it.
Anyway, one night HE had a big important thing one morning. I grabbed a hockey stick and just slammed the crap out of his bedroom door. I slammed it until he had no choice but to get out of bed and be pissed off.
He came storming out eventually and we wrestled on the ground for a while but I feel like it was worth it.
soomuchcoffee
23. Drunk Ideas
A drunk guy messed with me on the tube one night on my way home. About two mins after his last "freaking stuck-up witch" he fell asleep. Deeply asleep. So I took out my lipstick (gorgeous coral color) and drew it all over his face.
Yes, I may also have been drunk. I think I was trying to read my book with one eye closed to help me focus... yep. So I got off at Acton and watched him snooze away down the Heathrow branch. I hope he woke up with lipstick all over his pillowcase and a pissed-off missus.
RipleysBitch
24. The Cheater Got Cheated On
Years ago I had a girl cheat on me with her ex. I never told her I knew, but inevitably broke up a week or two later "mutually"... I knew full well she would return to her ex immediately. I was bitter but held it together.
A month later... by a complete stroke of luck (her ex bought something online from a friend of mine) I ended up with the ex/new boyfriend's phone number.
A female friend of mine wanted to help me and posed as his "side chick" and called him and texted every night for a week asking when he was going to have physical intimacy with her again and to "can't wait to see him again when his girlfriend goes to work".
I'd listen in and every call we'd hear my ex in the background going crazy about it and sometimes she'd even answer the phone. My friend did a terrific job.
After a week we decided to up the ante. We drove by her house and his car was parked outside with the windows down. We put a pair of panties in the backseat.
A few days later I got a call from my ex who had suddenly decided she wanted to return to me. After a bit of talking, she exclaimed that her boyfriend had been cheating on her. Then I turned her down.
[deleted]
25. How Dare You Steal My Story?
A woman I work with literally stole this great story that I tell about me being in the same hospital at the same time that my niece was born. She tells it as if it was her husband and she was in the hospital giving birth.
She's a known one-upper, everything you do she did it better, faster, it was worse for her, etc etc so it didn't surprise me when a coworker told me she regularly tells clients that story.
So now, every single day as I get in I pour a tiny bit of my water bottle out on her desk, chair, or on the carpet somewhere in her office.
In my mind, mold is slowly growing in her office, her skirt gets wet when she sits down and any fresh documents she sits on her desk get sat right in the small puddle of water.
b8le
26. If I Can’t Have It, No One Can
In 3rd grade, I was falsely accused by the hall monitor of talking during quiet time. Even after my dad came in and talked to the teacher she still punished me by keeping me from watching a movie and eating the cinnamon bread with everyone else.
So the day before the class watched the movie and ate snacks, I unplugged the breadmakers right before we left school so no one would get any. I figured if I can't have it, no one can.
[deleted]
27. Gotcha!
High school. We were in history class, I really had to go to the bathroom. A girl was already out and we were only allowed to leave one at a time.
Fine. However, this girl often goes to the bathroom then just hangs out and is gone for like 30 minutes.
So after 20 minutes, I had to really go. I asked to use the bathroom, DENIED. The teacher said someone was out already. I said she had been out for almost the entire class, I needed to go. Someone texts the girl, and she appears. Looks pissed. Yells at me in the hall.
Petty revenge: she was trying to become our homeroom class president. Not really a serious position, but it was leadership and college apps usually need some kind of leadership spot. So it was an easy check mark on the app.
The class was about 30 kids. Two people were running. That girl and another. They gave their 2-minute speeches. At the point where we cast our votes, I had a little group of the class (friends) vote for another one of us. A guy she hated and this guy didn’t care about anything.
So he won as a write-in. He was elected and she lost her little check box to a guy that didn't even want to spot. IDK if it made a difference, but I knew she thought that her college chances just decreased.
wm1989
28. Better Than Dealing With Her
My boss sent me an email where she said my performance of a task was incomplete. I politely replied that, according to my notes of our discussion of the task, I had done all the things we discussed but please let me know what I missed so I could complete the task.
We went back and forth 2 or 3 times, her hinting that I'd missed something, me replying to please just let me know what it was.
She finally replied with the missed expectation (which I'd inadvertently omitted from my notes) and accused me of "trying to create a paper trail to establish that you'd completed the task."
Rather than responding that I'd literally asked her for guidance in completing the task in every interaction regarding the task (thus admitting I hadn't completed the task.
The next morning, I got in early and took an index card and created a little paper trail between her parking spot and her office.
Air_Hellair
29. Finding A Better Way To Fix It
My roommate used to leave his heater on full freaking blast when he would sleep and I'll give you one guess who paid the electric bill. He would sometimes forget to turn it off for work which of course made me even more mad.
One day I had enough. Instead of being an adult and asking him to turn it down and or off when he left, I pulled the heater off the wall and unwired it.
He spent about 3 hours trying to figure out how to fix it. I was so satisfied when he couldn't get it to work. He literally had to plug 2 wires back in.
[deleted]
30. Worth Every Minute Of Work
I had a "friend" in HS that was a complete jerk. Never did anything, just barely passed thanks to people who felt sorry for him. (Me included)
I once got a punishment test cuz I kept interrupting the teacher, got placed in the first row, next to that guy.
I asked him to help me, cuz History was literally the only thing he was good at, and he just said "You got yourself into this, you deserve that F". Yeah, I got an F.
Well, during our last week, our Computer Science teacher told him that if he didn't finish writing a program in the 3 days that were left, he would fail him. That jerk thought it was a good idea to ask me.I gladly accepted.
The main goal was to make a program that would calculate some things based on the input, pretty standard. Well, I just made it look really pretty and added all the textboxes necessary, didn't make it do what it's supposed to.
When you click the button that says 'calculate' a popup window with his picture from social media (I found a really ugly one he was tagged in, really had to dig deep) comes up.
Under it was just one sentence "I'm a lazy scumbag and I can't do anything on my own". The teacher failed him and I'm still happy about this.
LegendaryWarrior007
31. The Best Revenge
My girlfriend cheated on me, so we broke up obviously, and we had to go through the "exchanging all of our stuff from each other's apartments" ordeal. She asked me to send pictures of everything of hers so she could tell me what she wanted back.
One of the items of hers was my shower curtain. A few nights prior, I had 3 girls over to my apartment, and they were in my bathroom for a while which I thought was strange.
Apparently, they were taking intimate pictures of each other in my bathroom because they sent them to me after they left. The picture of these 3 girls was conveniently right in front of my ex’s shower curtain.
So I sent dozens of pictures to my ex of all her stuff and one of them was "your shower curtain" and the attached picture was the one with 3 girls in front of her curtain. I'm not incredibly proud of what I did. It was incredibly petty, and probably over the line, but I was pretty pissed at the time.
mnbowman
32. I Can Do Whatever I Want
My best friend/next-door neighbor was telling me I couldn't ride my bicycle on her sidewalk in front of her house.
I was like, uh the sidewalk is public property I can ride my bicycle anywhere I want. She proceeded to lie down on the sidewalk between our houses.
So I got up some speed and ran over her with my bike. We got into a fistfight after, but it was so satisfying to run her over.
She was a giant brat. She may have been my best friend because she was the only other kid who lived on my street.
Blugentoo2therevenge
33. Show Some Enthusiasm
Had an Air Force Career advisor tell me I would never fly or get commissioned in the military, he was an MSgt, I was an E-4. Saw him in uniform a few weeks ago. He said, "Hey (used my first name)." I replied very quickly, “You can address warrant officers as Mr., Chief, or Sir.
I prefer you called me sir, MSgt ugly face”. He was not enthusiastic as I also told him it is customary to salute any commissioned officer. That felt freaking fantastic.
pullbang
34. Deserved
Where I live you need to have a residence permit to park in our street. Costs like £20 a year at most. The next-door neighbor's car breaks down outside our house. See it has no permit. Parked really badly, but no big deal we could get past.
A few days later find a huge dog crap in our garden. Our garden is all closed off so a dog couldn't have just wandered in. Neighbors have a dog so nowhere else it could've come from - must've thrown it over the fence.
After that, I called the local council about his car and he's now looking at an £80+ fine for not having a permit.
throwsawaymang
35. Where’s My Console?
My cousin was visiting for the day. She was being mean to me/made me cry so I stole her Nintendo DS and hid it.
I remember distinctly, her coming up to me in my bedroom and going: "Hey, Quitpayload have you seen my DS?” and I told her that I hid it.
She went crazy and spent the rest of the day trying to find it. I didn’t tell her where it was until just before she left.
The best part is that I did a really crappy job of hiding it, I braced it against my bedroom wall and pushed a box of fishing gear in front of it to block the view.
It was a terrible hiding spot, but she NEVER FREAKING FOUND IT. When she asked me where it was, she was standing a few goddamned feet away from it. Still makes me chuckle.
quitpayload
36. A Well Earned Prize
In high school, I skipped class because I felt like I didn't need to be there if I still did my homework and showed up for tests. My journalism teacher assigned each student a topic to write about for midterms.
She thought she was clever when she assigned me: the value of the attendance policy.
My article dismissed the attendance policy as a tool of the establishment, citing government funding as the basis for the policy.
I got an A-. I've kept the paper all these years as a trophy.
gamerladyM
37. I Regret Nothing
I used to be a restaurant manager and a really mean guest complained to my boss about how I handled her complaint. She was exaggerating what I said and the entire situation. In order to submit a complaint online, the guest has to enter an email address.
I took her email and put it on the mailing list for a bunch of nasty sites.
I know it was petty but I just imagine her getting a bunch of emails about really screwed-up intimacy acts and it makes me smile.
rebeccanotbecca
38. Sweet Revenge
When my ex-wife and I split up, and I was moving my stuff out, I remembered there was a hole in the wall underneath one of the bathroom sinks that was just large enough for me to drop a couple of frozen salmon fillets into.
Found out through a mutual friend about a week later that she found the source of the stench that was driving our 2 cats that she kept crazy for a few days, and she was pissed. Oh sweet schadenfreude...
VictorBlimpmuscle
39. Grown Man Making Petty Decisions
My daughter's school has their names on pegs to hang coats up. Sometimes when I drop her off, another parent or carer hung their coat and bag on her peg. I could tell the teacher, but I'm a grown man.
Being a grown man and having endured people hiding my stuff through my school life and not particularly liking it, I drop that on the floor and hang my kid's stuff where it belongs.
It's not mature and I'm not proud of it but if the parents have a problem they can go screw themselves and tell whoever cares enough to listen. Hang your crap on the right peg, don't touch my kid's space.
Bow_down_whelp
40. That’s Gonna Hurt
I know a guy (let's call him John) who did voluntary work in South America. He was located with another guy (let's call him Bob) who also did voluntary work.
One night, John used substances. Bob secretly took pictures of him and sent them to the organization they worked for. Bob also mailed the pictures to his father, who was a police officer. After a ton of emails apologizing to everyone, John got to stay on the project.
When they finished their project, John was to stay in America while Bob went back to Europe. To take revenge, John put a ton of laxatives into Bob's meal right before his 14-hour flight took off. Ouch.
laugefar
41. Let Him Have It
There was this one guy who would never make any room for me to get to my seat. My seat was at the end of the row, so I had to get past him. He was always on his phone, and would usually ignore you if you asked him to move. He was also always on his phone.
One day I got tired of this constant waste of time routine. I saw him on his phone, got my phone out, and texted myself with the ringer on. The teacher turned around to see who it was. Of course, I put my phone away and let the obnoxious roadblock take the blame.
wobr-J
42. Have Fun At Your Wedding
Someone who had spent years being absolutely horrible to me was getting married and had a registry. So I went into her registry between 9 and 12 months from the wedding and selected items as "purchased elsewhere" one at a time, at various public computers.
Then I made a new registry with her name and wedding date with all sorts of trashy items (intimacy toys, for example). No one bought anything on the real registry, because I had marked them as purchased, and she never made a second real registry.
PMS_Avenger_0909
43. Having Fun
My roommate eats fried eggs every day for breakfast. He buys the big 4.5 dozen pack and puts them in the back of the fridge.
I like to pull 4 or 5 random eggs, boil them, then place them back in their spots.
I have been doing it for so long that he thinks the packaging process of the eggs is causing it.
His parents think he is stupid for claiming the farm sometimes cooks an egg, so when I visit them I do the same thing to them and now they also think the farms somehow cook an egg in the packaging process.
His mother even called Hiland and asked them to be more careful in packaging eggs because they kept cooking them. It's nothing major but I think it's funny.
Assdolf_Shitler
44. No Tip
I was a pizza delivery guy about 20 years ago. Brought a pizza to a dude's house, and he had me follow him into the kitchen where his checkbook was. I set the pizza down, he wrote out the check for the amount of the pizza, NO TIP. He said "You can find your way out" and headed downstairs.
I walked down the short hallway towards the front door. Off to the left was the living room. Right, there was a card table that had a puzzle about halfway done.
One of those 1500-piece puzzles that are a real accomplishment to finish. I swiped 6 pieces of the puzzle and left. Hopefully, it drove that bastard insane.
lulukitty2112
45. The Damage Has Been Done
The neighbors directly below me were loud, constantly used substances on their patio (and coughed like amateurs after every hit), had loud friends over at all hours, and were just young dumb, and imposing in every way. Management said there was nothing they could do.
I put two bird baths on my patio and hung bird feeders all along the railing and above it.
I had to take it all down after a few weeks, but the glorious damage was already done and they seldom went out on their patio after that.
FutureBondVillain